David M.
How to Speak to the Animals
For these instructions, I’ll be teaching you the convenient way.
It is not the fastest, but it’s not suspicious either.
To speak to the animals,you must create a portal.
Squeeze four lemons, and pour the juice into any cup. Add two tablespoons of white sugar, exact, otherwise the portal won’t open.
Go outside and gather some grass spit in a seperate cup, but if it turns bright red, discard it. Combine the lemon juice and the grass spit.
Soon, a small distortion should appear in the air. Grab hold of the corners, but not too tight, or your portal will take your hands.
Stretch the portal until it’s big enough for you. Bring sunglasses, and walk through.
Once you appear, put your shades on to protect from the bright light, but quickly find a shady place and take them off, or else you’ll scare away the moose.
Look around for the path. Follow it. Stay on at all times, unless you wish to be bitten by the murky green vipers in the trees.
Soon you will encounter a short gnome. Do not speak to it yet.
Instead, grab it by its beard, and ask it for the way to the castle.
After he leads you there, thank him and go inside. Be prepared. You will have five seconds to grab the glowing orb before the air inside poisons you. Run out of the castle and eat the orb.
It will taste like cherry jello. Now, you can speak to the animals.
Ask the moose the way back to the portal, and walk through. Finally, close the portal by tapping it twice. It will make a loud bang, just like the loud bangs that wake you up at night. Coincidence?
With your power, you can use it freely to any animal. Just don’t ask a monkey for its banana. It won’t turn out well for you.
And don’t steal it either, if you want to sleep well at night.
It is not the fastest, but it’s not suspicious either.
To speak to the animals,you must create a portal.
Squeeze four lemons, and pour the juice into any cup. Add two tablespoons of white sugar, exact, otherwise the portal won’t open.
Go outside and gather some grass spit in a seperate cup, but if it turns bright red, discard it. Combine the lemon juice and the grass spit.
Soon, a small distortion should appear in the air. Grab hold of the corners, but not too tight, or your portal will take your hands.
Stretch the portal until it’s big enough for you. Bring sunglasses, and walk through.
Once you appear, put your shades on to protect from the bright light, but quickly find a shady place and take them off, or else you’ll scare away the moose.
Look around for the path. Follow it. Stay on at all times, unless you wish to be bitten by the murky green vipers in the trees.
Soon you will encounter a short gnome. Do not speak to it yet.
Instead, grab it by its beard, and ask it for the way to the castle.
After he leads you there, thank him and go inside. Be prepared. You will have five seconds to grab the glowing orb before the air inside poisons you. Run out of the castle and eat the orb.
It will taste like cherry jello. Now, you can speak to the animals.
Ask the moose the way back to the portal, and walk through. Finally, close the portal by tapping it twice. It will make a loud bang, just like the loud bangs that wake you up at night. Coincidence?
With your power, you can use it freely to any animal. Just don’t ask a monkey for its banana. It won’t turn out well for you.
And don’t steal it either, if you want to sleep well at night.